tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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mockingkiss:

do you ever know the answer to a question in class but you don’t want to say it and the teacher is looking round at everyone and you’re tempted to say it but just before you get the chance to, the teacher tells you the answer and everyone is mind-blown and stares at the teacher in complete awe like they’re the most intelligent being ever and you just sit there like i knew that

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thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

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dynastylnoire:

awwww-cute:

Puppy’s First Hike

I climbed this rock
This my rock

dynastylnoire:

awwww-cute:

Puppy’s First Hike

I climbed this rock

This my rock

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mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

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yourfaceneedsnutella:

feels-like-fire:

That did not go where I expected it to.

but i like it

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

221cbakerstreet:

jadeklaus:

I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND image

THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD

why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend

this is a sign that your own disney princess movie is about to begin

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thottie:

srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

eevee-the-evolutionist:

stupidsassycassie:

imanarwhalbitch:

casisapimpofthelord:

supernaturalapocalypse:

somethingfangirly:

dauntlessintheend:

samwinchesterskillerdick:

kissmewinchester:

“Crowley.”

the camera men need to calm down

I don’t think that close up was dramatic enough

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Supernatural: doing unnecessary close ups since 2005

this post

could use

more

not even pie is safe

WAIT WHERES THE ONE WITH THE SALT

This one?

Where is the one where Cas sticks his head around a support and sees crowley making a deal?!

Here.

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